who wants to get arrested tonight?
D: http://maine.craigslist.org/w4m/1352236906.html
me: im 26
D: lie
me: and not cute
D: not true
me: and i have to work at 6am
me: and it sounds like a police scam to curb underage drinking
D: i’m trying Dave..
me: to get me arrested for child molestation
D: exactly!
me: eh
D: kidding
me: not really feeling like going to jail for being a kiddy toucher
me: i like my anus as is thank you very much